Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i wish my penis had a tongue
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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