Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
sex in a hospital.. check
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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