Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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