i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Randomize
