So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Michael Bay diarrhea
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My vagina is very pro this idea
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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