I feel like abortions should bother me more
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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