He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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