do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
why is half of my head shaved?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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