We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Omg I joined a choir last night...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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