You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Drake has all the answers
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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