I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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