bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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