When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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