Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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