Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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