I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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