As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Congratulations! We have a period
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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