I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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