let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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