That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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