Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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