So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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