I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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