All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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