this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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