They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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