he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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