oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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