just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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