I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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