can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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