This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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