At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
