sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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