I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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