So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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