I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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