She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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