the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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