that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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