lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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