There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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