is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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