I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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