what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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