you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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