so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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