S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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