Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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