none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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