They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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