If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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